The Big Think

September 20, 2011

Trail Logic

Filed under: Disclosure,Humor and Fun — jasony @ 11:21 am

I used to be a wilderness/whitewater rafting guide in Colorado. One of the little jokes we played on campers was the “dehydrated water” bit. We had a professionally printed metal can about 4″ tall and 6″ in diameter. It was filled with some kind of powder (sugar or sand or something) and weighed about 10 ounces. When a camper complained about the weight of his pack (about 40 pounds versus our 60-80 lbs), we would give him this little can and tell him it was our emergency water supply. Dehydrated. Conversation follows:

Camper: Dehydrated water?
Guide: yup
Camper: so what do you add to rehydrate it?
Guide: water
Camper: how much water?
Guide: a gallon
Camper: how much does it make?
Guide: a gallon
Camper: … uh … then why don’t you just carry the water?
Guide: this is lighter
Camper: so let me get this straight. I have to carry a can of *emergency* dehydrated water. If we need to use it, we add a gallon of water to it and it makes a gallon of water, right?
Guide: yup.
Camper: so why not just carry an extra gallon of water?
Guide: because this is lighter!
Camper: Where does the gallon come from that we put in?
Guide: a stream
Camper: if there’s a stream nearby, we won’t need our emergency water!
Guide: hopefully not.

And on and on and on… Kept the guides entertained for hours “explaining” this.

September 19, 2011

New Math

Filed under: Disclosure,Humor and Fun,Politics — jasony @ 6:52 am

Taxes Simplified!

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Sorry not much in the way of posting lately. I’m buried by work. Fortunately, it’s like being buried by balls in a bouncy castle. There’s lot of them around, but at least they’re colorful and fun!

September 16, 2011

Not the New Phone Books, but Close

Filed under: Disclosure — jasony @ 3:30 pm

“Your Amazon order of Valley 82790 Class III Receiver Hitch has shipped”. Yay! A birthday present to myself. I’ll be able to tow stuff with my truck. :)

September 10, 2011

Life, the Universe, and My Birthday

With apologies to Douglas Adams, today I am 42.

Which means today this blog is eight.

Now that I’m 42, I’m supposed to know the Answer (you know the one). I guess since I’m writing this on the actual eve of my birthday (three hours from now, to be exact) then at midnight Texas time I will suddenly ascend into all knowledge and know the answers to Life, the Universe, and, well, Everything. Get back to me tomorrow and if I don’t answer it’s because I don’t have time for you puny mortals. Or I’m just eating cake. Hmmm… cake… maybe that’s the Answer.

One year ago I was the tender age of 41, trying to find my way in the world, but now that I’ve achieved the rarified heights of forty-two, things will doubtless come into focus. Until that happens, though, here’s an accounting of the notable events of the past twelvemonth.

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Said goodbye to a high school friend: a very good high school friend of mine- Kim Masterson- died suddenly this past year. She had been struggling with cancer for a while and we thought she finally had it beat when it apparently staged a comeback and took her life, leaving her three great kids motherless and her friends shocked. I’ll miss Kim. We hadn’t seen each other since our Baylor days but I still feel like we could have struck up a conversation without missing a beat.

Completed my 20th Year of Sing: and wrote all 20 acts in the show. Years ago when I was first starting out I used to occasionally wonder what it would be like to write the whole show. I had that very privilege in my 20th year. It was a distinctly great feeling knowing that everything from the opening Sing Anthem to the final notes had passed through my brain and fingers at some point. All 5000 pages and 15,000+ measures. I feel like I’ve made enough mistakes over the two decades that I’ve finally achieved Malcolm Gladwell’s mystical 10,000 hours. I feel like I finally have some actual expertise to offer the folks who work with me. Not just the technical aspects of writing music, but the more subtle part of shepherding a creative idea from inception to performance. I may still not always know the words to explain the “X-factor” of what makes an audience say “ahh!” (we don’t have the words in any human language), but I feel like I can more reliably stumble my way into it. It’s a good feeling. It was appropriate that on my 20th anniversary performance in the pit I met Sara Sinclair- old pit band pianist from way, way back in the 70s. It’s good to be a part of such a tradition.

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Thanks to friend and Sing Chair alum Lisa Sorenson for the cake!

Focussed on electronics: this year in my personal classroom my topic-du-annum was devoted to finally learning the basics of electricity and electronics. I’ve tried it several times before but I always managed to confuse myself with the basics and end up frustrated and stymied. This time, with the help of several really good books and the two accompanying Make:Electronics packs I was able to dig my way through Electronics 101. I may not be able to hotwire a car or build a taser gun, but I understand V=I/R and basic electronic components. I can put calculate and install LEDs as well as read simple block diagrams (and build a circuit from them!). The area is so big that I’ll probably make it a two year study (I’m only halfway through the Electronics packs anyway). Victory!

Wrote music for Word and Lifeway: I was able to arrange hymns for Lifeway Music’s new hymnal (where my name is now included!) as well as do music and continue mastering for Word Music. Even though I don’t live in Nashville it’s nice to feel plugged in with some of the bigger music companies up there.

Wrote even more music for a University: which I can’t give details on yet because it hasn’t been released, but trust me, this one is a monster. 30 totally original songs. The client just told me that it’ll probably be in limited national release. Exciting stuff!

Wrote even MORE more music for another University: I’m also currently working on a 17 minute fully orchestrated original piece for a different national college’s recruitment video. It’s been fun to be told “just write something cinematic and heroic sounding” and then be cut loose to do my best. It’s some of the best writing I’ve ever done and I’m really really proud of it. I’ll post a link when I can.

Built props: In conjunction with Sing this past year I was hired by several groups to again build props (with their inexperienced but willing assistance) in my shop. We built a giant boxcar, a 10′x 12′ train engine, a set of nesting boxes, various hand props, a full sized giraffe head, a tiki hut, popcorn maker, giant kitchen appliances, various office furniture, trees, signs, and all sorts of other craziness. It’s not just the chance to put in serious shop time that I love, but the opportunity that I get to grow closer to the Sing Chairs that I help. We always have a ton of fun getting sore and sawdusty while building things that thousands of people will see on the stage. And I love the befuddled looks from the drivers that pass by when they see a huge ferris wheel or giant toaster in my yard. Priceless.

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Built MORE props: I’m currently working on a 19 foot long by three foot high permanent logo for a client. They have decided to replace their 30 year old former logo with this new redesign and wanted an actual 3d object to put on stage. Made out of almost $1000 in plywood, fiberglass, and paint, this thing is designed to last another three decades. I’m proud of the fact that my building skills have enabled me to tackle these bigger opportunities and I’m having a lot of fun seeing it slowly come together. The only downside is that it’s summer in Texas. 107 degrees is not a good time to be in the shop!

Saw a mentor pass away: A terribly sad though not altogether unexpected milestone was reached a few weeks ago when longtime musical mentor and friend (to many) Robert H. Young passed away. Dr. Young was my director when I was in Chamber Singers at Baylor and he was a sort of Collegiate surrogate father for Erin. We will miss him terribly but will always have his wonderful music and future Chamber Singers concerts to remember him by. Every Christmas we’ll listen to “Who is He in Yonder Stall” and remember this wonderful, kind, talented, and Godly man.

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Replanted the yard. Due to a massive invasion of grubs as well as neighbors who feel like the definition of yard care is to mow their six foot tall weeds once per year (no, I’m not kidding), we finally bit the bullet and completely replanted our yard. I got ten cubic yards of dirt (that’s a very full dumptruck load) and spread it out on our front yard until it was 6-8″ deep (HUGE THANK YOU TO NEIGHBOR JAMES AND HIS SON RYAN FOR THE HELP!). After that I tilled it into the old soil and then laid down almost three pallets of zoysia pallisades grass. After several months of watering in the Texas heat (another thanks to James for taking care of it while we were gone) we have what I am sure is the most beautiful grass I will ever possess. It’s dark green, healthy, verdant, and even smells like it should. It’s thick and fun to walk on. I don’t know how it’ll do long term as the years go by but we’re just loving it now.

Shared in an Award: this year I got to see the movie that I did location and post production sound for, Paradise Recovered, win not one but two Grand Prize Awards at major film festivals. It’s been great to see all the hard work by this small and committed group pay off. We’re collecting all kinds of Laurel Leaves! Go Team Paradise!

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Got tennis elbow: about eight months ago I started to notice a pain in my right elbow. It grew over the weeks until I could basically do nothing with my right arm that required any sort of bending of the elbow or flexing the muscles just anterior of my elbow bone. Trust me- when you type, play piano, and do woodworking for a living that’s a pretty severe handicap. It hurt to hold my car keys sometimes. Crazy! After several months of ibuprofen and ice packs it’s almost healed now, but I’ll never laugh at tennis elbow again. What a (literal) pain.

Read my own Eulogy: Not really, but close. Unfortunately most of us never say the things to people we care about while they’re still with us. Fortunately, my good friend Barry isn’t like most people. When I mentioned that it was my 20th Sing anniversary he penned a very public and very touching post about it. Upon reading it through suddenly misty eyes I realized that it about sums up everything for which I would like to be remembered. I consider it a rare blessing that I got to read it, Barry. Gratitude.

Traveled. A lot. Well, for us anyway. We started off the year with an early March trip to visit Erin’s cousin in Anchorage, Alaska. It’s been on our wish list for a few years to go to the 49th state and see the beauty of the mountains. Since we both enjoy the cold and snow, getting to go in March was a real bonus. Due to the fact that we were flying Buddy Passes we ended up staying an extra four days waiting for a flight out (and eventually had to buy one way tickets!), but even so, we had a wonderful two weeks and can’t wait to go back. The one thing we didn’t get to do while there? See the Northern Lights. Every night we’d go outside hoping for a glimpse of this elusive phenomenon, only to be disappointed. However, the delayed return wasn’t all for naught. On the flight out at 10pm the pilot got on the intercom and said to look out the left side of the plane. The Northern Lights! We were on the right side but fortunately the only two empty seats on the plane were just across the aisle. So Erin and I trucked it over there and got to witness twenty minutes of otherworldly midnight beauty. It was something to see. Alaska was cold, beautiful, far away, cold, snowy, and COLD. I love the cold.

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Our next trip was unexpected (for Erin at least). Thanks to my good friend Sean’s brilliant thinking (well, fortuitous internet surfing), I surprised Uber-Harry-Potter-Fan Erin with a trip to Harry Potter World in Orlando for her 40th birthday. It was among my most favorite gifts that I’ve ever given anyone- especially since I had to keep it a secret for almost two months! Three days before her birthday I made Harry Potter’s favorite dessert (treacle tart) and surprised her with it, then gave her a card that was actually a portkey (and if you don’t know what a portkey is you haven’t read the books… shame on you!). The very next day we were off on a plane to Florida for three days at Universal Orlando. What a blast to do as a trip, and what a fun thing to surprise someone with!

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A few months later we got to spend time with friends Matt and Jenna in D.C. (after a failed Buddy Pass attempt to get to Ireland) and spent a week traveling around Philadelphia, Amish country, and Gettysburg. Then we came home and, two weeks later, got to spend a whole month house-sitting for friends in Colorado Springs. *Whew!* Neither one of us has ever travelled for fun quite so much in one year. We just had a confluence of opportunities and events that made it possible this year and we feel grateful. We’re jet-setters!

So there are some highlights from Year Forty One, spent living in gratitude one of the most wonderful lives ever. I wonder what the next year will bring?

September 2, 2011

Happy Birthday, Dad

Filed under: Disclosure,Humor and Fun — jasony @ 11:15 am

A big giant Happy Birthday to my dad. It’s been fun watching him go through all these stages during my life. Funny how they correspond so well to my own growing-up times.

UPDATE: Hey dad, don’t worry about your age. At least you’re not, you know, 121 years old.

August 27, 2011

I’ve Gone and Bought the Cherry Cabinets

Filed under: Audio,Business,Disclosure,Music,Woodworking — jasony @ 11:59 am

We have some relatives who tell a funny story about remodeling their kitchen a few years ago. They went into it wanting new cabinets, so they got a local cabinet maker to build them some beautiful cherry cabinets. Once they started seeing the cabinets being constructed, they realized that their floor would have to be replaced. Then the old appliances started to look rather dull, and after this the countertops. They ended up changing out pretty much everything in their kitchen and it’s now a stunningly beautiful place. It’s a conundrum familiar to anyone who has done remodeling. The beauty of the new outshines the old so much that you just end up replacing everything.

Last year I purchased a rather large sample upgrade to my sound library. It was a significant investment and it’s paid dividends in much better sounding work. However, the brass sounds still were not up to par yet. So a few days ago I upgraded my brass sounds and ho-lee-cow, what a difference. The portamento french horn alone was worth the upgrade cost. I’m working on a rather huge orchestral project right now and the new brass sounds are getting a workout. Check out this example:

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Keep in mind that there isn’t a bit of “live” orchestra in there. It’s all midi triggered samples. Based on the strength of these demos, as well as my experience with the sample library from the past year, I went ahead and bought the brass library.

It’s wonderful. The horn makes you weep, the trumpets are declamatory, and the low brass is big and bombastic the way low brass should be, without a hint of “midi-ness” that often accompanies these libraries sometimes. The problem? Now my strings sound mushy by comparison.

The company has issued a single “orchestra-wide” sample set, which I purchased last year, and which is very good. But then they’ve gone in and started focussing on each of the individual sections (strings, brass, woodwinds, perc, etc) and started issuing whole libraries of just these sections, with much more depth and realism to their sound sets. I have the new brass set, but, like the new cherry cabinets, the spectacularness of the new sounds is making me crave the Wolf fridge… I mean the string sounds:

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So now I’m listening to the online examples and thinking well, with this job I could easily pay for them… and they make my stuff sound so much better.

Curse you, cherry cabinets.

July 30, 2011

Giant

Filed under: Disclosure,Friends,Music — jasony @ 10:31 am

Dr. Robert H. Young passed away yesterday at the age of 88. Dr. Young conducted the Chamber Singers at Baylor and forged the musical education of generations of students.

He was a musical giant in my life and will be tremendously missed.

July 16, 2011

Repair, Man

Filed under: Disclosure,Woodworking — jasony @ 9:52 pm

Ten years ago when our house was built, whoever installed the door did a rather poor job of it. You could see light leaking in at the bottom corner, and they didn’t seal the end grain on the outside trim boards very well (read: at all). As a result, the boards had become rotten over the years from water being drawn up into the grain and decaying several layers of wood back into the wall. The rotten wood has fallen off in the past few years and we had developed a hole that was about 4″ x 4″ that started outside and was beginning to creep inside. You could clearly see through it to the outside when the door was shut. Bugs were a problem (rolly-polly invasions!) as well as all the heat/cool air we were dumping outside.

It was really bugging me so tonight I got out the hammer, crowbar, and sundry other tools and went to work. I tore the whole trim board off and chipped/dug/carved/cut out a chunk of rotten board about 15″ tall all the way back to the in-wall studs. What a mess. Over the next few hours I fashioned a replacement piece from some hard maple that I had lying around out in the shop- a really nice wood to use, granted, but it was all that I had that was close to the dimensions I needed and I didn’t want to use pine and then have the same thing happen in a few years. I then went to Home Depot and got new weatherstripping, caulk, and a few other things.

We now have a nice new door frame on that side that is done properly. Since it’s a patch you can see where the joint is since the new wood buts up against the old stuff but once it’s caulked and painted it’ll be almost unnoticeable. I’m glad that it wasn’t very hard or expensive. It cost me less than $20 and a few hours with my tools to carve out the replacement pieces. When you consider the fact that a new door would have been over $600, I think it’s a win all around. I’ll caulk and paint it over the next few days. We’re good for another decade.

It made me feel really good to fix what was would have been a fairly expensive and involved repair if I’d have called a handyman or gotten a new door installed.

It’s good to be able to fix things.

July 15, 2011

Divest

Filed under: Disclosure — jasony @ 5:21 pm

One of the fringe benefits of having written music for Sing for 20 years now is that I get T-shirts. A lot of T-shirts. I’ve got probably 150 t-shirts from acts going back as far as 1994. If I like the design and the color it’ll go into my normal t-shirt rotation, but normally I just pit it on the pile.

Well, the pile has grown big. Way too big to comfortably be ignored. So yesterday I went through my closet and said goodbye to 60+ Sing shirts. I kept one or two from 1994, but for the most part they’re all gone. I also tossed out a ton of other old clothes that hadn’t been worn in a decade. Great feeling. Erin got on the bandwagon and between us we have about a dozen full-sized trash bags of clothing that will go to Goodwill. What’s amazing is that everything was so little-worn I won’t even notice the difference, except now I have a lot more closet space.

This set off one of those general “get rid of it” cleaning moods where you get pretty ruthless about divesting yourself of possessions that are just holding you down. There’s a lot of other stuff going on in our lives right now that is obviously a catalyst for these feelings that isn’t really blog-worthy except to say this: things are just things. I only want to keep the 1-2% of stuff that really means something to me, and let the rest of it go on to a more useful existence.

July 12, 2011

Inevitability

Filed under: Disclosure,Politics — jasony @ 11:28 am

There are a lot of things in this world that I do not understand. Why anyone would wear uncomfortable shoes (looking at you, high heels), why Rap music is still popular, or why people just can’t acknowledge that Macs are superior to PC’s :) .

But the most confounding and confusing thing to me, the one thing that reduces me to baffled and helpless incomprehension, is the tendency to remain in a terrible situation when the alternative is so much better. Indeed, to prefer the bad situation to the alternative when you have the resources to make it better.

You see this in society when battered spouses choose to remain with their alcoholic and abusive partners in the hopes that things might change. It shows itself in the inability of people to change personal habits that are unquestionably hurting them. And it exists in our own political leaders’ inability to extrapolate a simple cost curve into the future to the point where the current system becomes untenable. I’m not advocating political sides on this specific example- I’ve got friends from all parts of the political spectrum who would disagree on how that particular cost curve should be made sustainable, but I don’t personally know anyone who looks at the data and honestly believes that we can keep going the way we’re going. That everything will be okay.

The simple common-sense acknowledgement of what cannot go on forever… won’t is sadly missing in some of our leaders and in many of the people around us.

When it happens in politics it’s maddening. But when it happens closer to home it can be heartbreaking. The tendency to ignore the inevitable, to deny a plain line drawn on a piece of paper that shows a date when things fall apart, or to refuse to listen to logical and lovingly stated facts is something that I have not been equipped to handle. My mind does not work that way and I do not know how to cross a chasm when every healthy bridge of love and concern, carefully and nervously built, gets burned from the other side.

July 9, 2011

See You in the Future

Filed under: Disclosure,Space,Technology,Travel — jasony @ 10:12 pm

July 4, 2011

Independence Day

Filed under: Disclosure,Politics — jasony @ 11:10 am

In celebration of Independence Day, I decided to take my best hand-made pen and write out the Declaration of Independence. It was 90 minutes well spent and gave me a blister I’ll be proud of. This exercise taught me a few things, too: first, it’s been years since I wrote out anything longer than a return address in cursive, and my longhand has deteriorated to atrocious unreadability. Second, the Declaration contains some things that I never knew about the offenses that were imposed on the colonies (King George was a real jerk). And third, the 1337 words of the Declaration come from a time of beautiful prose, cogent thought, and clear intention that we don’t see often enough these days. Like Shakespeare, you have to hold a twisting, self-referential sentence wholly in mind until it winds its way to a beautifully florid conclusion. Clarity is there, but it’s all the more forceful when it finally emerges, fully realized like a gothic cathedral, from the mist of thought.

What gave me this idea? I’m glad you asked.

Happy Independence Day.

June 12, 2011

Art

Filed under: Current Reading,Disclosure,Movies,Music — jasony @ 3:11 pm

“I confess that the best way to deter me from watching a movie is to tell me it’s “wholesome.” This is because that word applied to art is a lie on its face, because insofar as art is stripped of the world’s sin and suffering it is not really whole at all.

This seems to be a failing—on the part of artist and consumer alike—in what my Orthodox friends call theosis, or walk, as my evangelical friends say. In short, if Christian novels and movies and blogs and speeches must be stripped of profanity and sensuality and critical questions, all for the sake of sparing us scandal, then we have to wonder what has happened that such a wide swath of Christendom has failed to graduate from milk to meat.”

Why so much Christian art is bad.

I’ve had this ongoing discussion with several friends for years- that there is no grace without a fall, no redemption without something from which to be redeemed. In books, movies, and other types of art, I believe it is important- necessary- to show the to-be-rescued in their full evil and debasement in order for the eventual rescue to mean something. This applies in all art (not just explicitly “Christian Art”, whatever that benighted phrase is supposed to mean).

This, perhaps, is why so much post modern art, with its morally relativistic starting point, carries so little emotional impact for me. Telling me that a piece of art is based on a world with no moral foundation doesn’t make me question the idea that there are absolute morals in the world, it just makes me not relate to the piece of art.

Note that I am *not* saying that all stories need to be tied up in neat packages where the good guys win and the bad guy is either converted or destroyed. Uncertainty is just as much a part of our lives as is the evil that we all see. Denying either is to deny the common experience and trivialize the subject. Christian artists should be the most unflinching when it comes to showing the evil in the world, else where is the value of what we proclaim?

There is a necessary place in art, movies, and books, for the ugly stuff- the profanity, the sensuality, the horrible behavior, the murders, the evil. These imbue the journey of the characters with meaning and make them more relatable to the audience. Without one extreme on the moral spectrum, the other makes no sense. If there is no Great Moral Battle, why would the audience care?

h/t Sean for the link.

May 25, 2011

Good Advice

Filed under: Disclosure,Education — jasony @ 9:56 am

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Even if you look like a noob, you’ll still learn something.

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May 22, 2011

Milestone

Filed under: Disclosure — jasony @ 7:26 am

Happy 40th birthday to my brother Ross! Even though we don’t see each other very often it’s great having you as a bro, bro. Welcome to the best decade. So far!

May 6, 2011

Thank You

Filed under: Disclosure,Politics — jasony @ 9:48 am

Today is National Military Spouse Appreciation Day. Several years ago I got the chance (twice) to go and interview military members and their spouses and live with them for a week. I’ve done a lot of amazing things in my life, but that remains one of the top ten things I’ve ever done. Wonderful, compassionate, caring, and honorable people. The military members get lots of call-outs and appreciation in our society (my generation has come a long way from the Viet Nam generation), but the spouses hardly get any recognition at all. They’re walking a very lonely path and supporting our country through a life of voluntary single-parenthood and sacrifice.

Thank you to all of the military spouses out there. You are appreciated.

April 24, 2011

God’s Own Fool

Filed under: Disclosure — jasony @ 8:44 am

Is the Resurrection Real?

It had better be real.
As real as the contractions that ripped new life from my body.
As real as the rattle that strangled life out of his.
I’ve no use for a spiritual resurrection.
If Hope
for the drowned, damaged, disfigured, disowned,
is emotional ease,
if the pain of flesh and bones
is answered with mystical comfort,
if Guns are stronger than god,
then count me out.
But tell me that Death Loses,
tell me that Life Prevails,
and not in the abstract,
but in pulsing blood, flowing tears, thumping heart,
then the Resurrection
is Hope
for us all.

Kara Root

A virgin birth, an actual death, a bodily resurrection. Either Christ was a madman liar who deserves to be laughed off of history’s stage or he was exactly who he said he was, which is profound. Today, those of us who follow Him celebrate. Happy Easter.

April 18, 2011

Surrender

Culling is easy; it implies a huge amount of control and mastery. Surrender, on the other hand, is a little sad. That’s the moment you realize you’re separated from so much. That’s your moment of understanding that you’ll miss most of the music and the dancing and the art and the books and the films that there have ever been and ever will be, and right now, there’s something being performed somewhere in the world that you’re not seeing that you would love.

Just beautiful. Read the whole thing.

April 15, 2011

Grass Man

Filed under: Disclosure — jasony @ 8:52 pm

The grass is down! 8am saw the arrival of 2 pallets of Pallisades Zoysia. By 9am I was busily installing it a square at a time. The job finished at around 7pm. It’s beautiful! We have the concrete curb guy coming tomorrow for an estimate. It’ll probably take 3 weeks to get that done, which is good since the yard will be a soggy mess for the next week or so until the new sod gets watered in.

We also spent an hour at the local gardener picking out plants for the new beds. Can’t wait to see it all come together.

April 6, 2011

Who Knew Cow Poo Was So Valuable?

Filed under: Disclosure,Friends — jasony @ 2:51 pm

Our grass is dead. Again. In the 10 years of living in this house we’ve replanted all or part of our front lawn at least three different times, each time carefully watering, fertilizing, and mowing so that the little sprigs will thrive. But as a result of some neighbors who are, ahem, a little less circumspect in their gardening habits, our lawn once again became diseased and died off. We don’t have a “lawn” anymore, per se. It’s more like a dirt patch with an occasional tuft of woebegone St. Augustine corpses poking out.

The dirt has seen its last days, too. When we moved in the builder “planted” the turf by tossing down a dusting of dirt and then just tossed the sod on top. It looked good enough to last until the papers were signed and it became our problem. So in addition to the disease and typical Texas summers we’ve had to contend with buried Mountain Dew cans, construction rubble, and other subterranean detritus. No more. This time, instead of spending a couple hundred dollars on replacement St. Augustine sod that is only going to go the way of Isaiah 15:6, we’ve decided to nuke the whole front yard and start over from scratch. I just spent $500 on super high quality dirt. Yes, dirt. At half a grand, that stuff had better have semi precious stones and pieces of eight in there. After that we still need to buy a couple pallets of the actual grass (which is, oddly, cheaper than the dirt, but not by much). We’ll then spend all day Saturday spreading the 10 yards of soil out over the dead earth, then early next week I’ll till it all in with a rototiller, flatten it out, and proceed to plant the new Palisades Zoysia. I swear, If THAT doesn’t work I’m throwing in the towel and paving over the yard.

When we first moved in I took a lot of joy taking care of “my” yard. It’s still a good reminder that I’m a real live adult and can actually do adult stuff (like make a mortgage payment as a professional musician), but part of me pines for a fully xeriscaped yard that I don’t have to take care of at all. Our dream house of the future includes some pretty aggressive xeriscaping. No watering or mowing for me.

So… if anyone has a shovel and would like to come spread dirt. Come on by the house at noon on Saturday. Lunch is on me.

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