A young child returned from his first music lesson on the tuba. “How did it go?” asked his father.
“Great,” said the child. “I learned how to play a ‘C’.”
The next week the child took another lesson and his father asked about the lesson.
“Terrific,” said the child. “I learned how to play a ‘G’.”
The following week the child didn’t come home. The father was frantic with worry when he finally got home at 2:00 AM.
“Where have you been!?!?” screamed the father.
“I had a gig!!” answered the son.