The Big Think

December 17, 2011

Pizza-Gun!

Filed under: Uncategorized — jasony @ 11:11 am

“For the rest of the semester, a Rutherford County elementary student has to eat lunch at the “silent table” for allegedly waving around a slice of pizza some say resembled a gun…He’s being punished because “some students reported he was making some threatening hand gestures, that he was shooting other kids at the table and they reported it to a teacher…I realize some might say we are going overboard but the principal is just trying to use an abundance of caution and send the message that we don’t play about guns and it’s not something we joke around about,” he said.

To that, Taylor said her son knows he shouldn’t play with guns.

“We don’t have a gun in the house,” she said. “He plays with light sabers. He’s a big Star Wars fan.”

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But aren’t un-eaten slices vaguely knife-shaped? I mean, he was only making the pizza safer.

And wait… it’s bad to shoot someone, but gutting them is okay? Well, I’m glad that’s cleared up!

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